Of all the things Frankie can’t understand, the one that makes his head hurt the most is: why do girls think VAMPIRES are so HOT? They sleep in dirt, they always look better than you, and their idea of making out always involves biting. Every time. Stop giggling, girls! It’s not as sexy as it sounds!

Frankenstein would never bite you, or make you have to sleep in a coffin and eat nothing but gross warm blood for the rest of your life. Plus, he’s getting really good at hugging people without crushing them to death. Give him a chance.