Welcome to the last comic you may ever see!
Yes, today is the END OF THE WORLD. Again. Prophets keep predicting it, and Jesus keeps flaking on the deadline. Don’t let it get you down, my Holy Homeboy, this comic was supposed to be up yesterday, and I put off some freelance work and a LOT of housework to get it done before the worldwide earthquake, so I know exactly how you feel.
As for the punchline, I apologize for my immaturity, but if we can’t be honest today, when can we be? They’re the first thing I wanted to see when I came into the world, and they’ll be the last thing I’ll want to see going out.
See you Monday!