New character! M.O.P. is Franky & Elsa’s cuddly pet. But what is… it? Horribly abused shelter dog? Experimental animal, recused from a mascara-testing facility? No.

M.O.P. stands for MORBIDLY OBESE PUG. Yes, it’s just a cute, cuddly, squishy, sweet pup. Sure, it can’t fetch a stick, solve mysteries, or stack huge sandwiches- in fact, it kind of needs help to do it’s ‘business”- but it’s a great stress reliever, and it’s always pretty much where you leave it.

Look out for M.O.P. in the next comic.